Ben makes Ian Beale and Phil Mitchell Shake On It
That Ben Mitchell’s a clever little kid.
Despite being the victim of a campaign of terror from Stella, and having had more Chinese burns than a human rights protestor, he still managed to get Ian Beale and Phil Mitchell to shake hands in Eastenders and seemingly end their feud. His clever conciliation service took the form of jumping between them and screaming STOP IT STOP IT.
I say drop the kid off in the Gaza strip and let him do his thing there. Their need is greater than ours.